flrebender:

*posts selfie*

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spacerobot123456789:

*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor

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dilfgod:

you’re home early

sadeon:

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

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archejoiyo:

snivysky:


I think I did it wrong

I think it’s beautiful

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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grawly:

2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

that is illegal

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erernjaeger:

when ur entire class didnt do the homeworkimage

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sexy-nugget:

Now I can finally wear crocs when I go to parties yay!!!

swagking4000:

there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded

(Source: basedpidgeot, via i-think-i-l0ve-y0u)