who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock
that could have been a very different picture
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
sugar mama was a boss ass bitch, i mean she survived the Hindenburg Disaster
she survived the sinking of the Titanic
and she survived the meteor that killed all of the dinosaurs
THE TITANIC ONE THOYou know a post is going to be good when it starts out “sugar momma was a boss ass bitch”
"omg i dont know what to wear for this"
stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye
real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to
i just picked up a new hobby called “messaging people on facebook i’ve never actually talked to demanding they give me back my sandals”
is that a snake in your pocket or are you just happy t- oh shit its a snake
This is what time lapse photography was invented for.
I legit just stared at this for like… 30 minutes giggling my face off